What attractive cars have aesthetic black eyes?

"nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul" (nfamouscj) 06/04/2015 at 19:47 • Filed to: None

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Meaning pretty car overall but one or two terrible design cues hard to look past?

Taurus Sho - pretty all around

Then you get to the rear.. did they forget to style any of it? So very bland. Flat, boring tail lights, uhmm hey add a spoiler? Blah.

Malibu - so not a totally pretty car but it’s not bad- like a timid SS.. wait not the SS already is timid. It’s a baby SS.

Giant fugly tail lights.

TheHondaBro > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul 06/04/2015 at 19:50

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nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > TheHondaBro 06/04/2015 at 19:51

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I said black eye, not dragged behind a tractor trailer through a cactus patch for 7 miles

71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul 06/04/2015 at 19:52

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It’s kinda subjective but I hate the headlights on my WRX, the massive amount of fake chrome throws off the look of the car

nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > 71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors 06/04/2015 at 19:54

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Considering we have projectors and LEDs now why the need for reflective dishes and the fake chrome? It can’t be a design trend or preference. Hell, look up any aftermarket headlights and they will always have a blacked out/no chrome option.

spanfucker retire bitch > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul 06/04/2015 at 19:54

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There’s something about the front of the new 200 that just doesn’t do it for me. I like every other angle, but that front is just..there’s just something off about it.

TheHondaBro > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul 06/04/2015 at 19:54

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I’m pretty sure you could get a black eye from that.

nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > TheHondaBro 06/04/2015 at 19:58

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Actually the Puma has a reverse black eye, I like it’s side view mirrors.

daender > 71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors 06/04/2015 at 20:07

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Can you swap in black surrounds from another Impreza?

lone_liberal > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul 06/04/2015 at 20:07

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I’m with you on the Taurus and I also hated when they did a similar treatment to the back of Mustangs. I don’t know who at Ford thought that boring=good but hopefully they’ve been fired.

71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors > daender 06/04/2015 at 20:18

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Only one of the early years of the gen3 WRX had the black surrounds. A lot of people modify them themselves, but that requires taking them out and literally baking them in an oven. They can come out looking pretty cool with some minor work

Vicente Esteve > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul 06/04/2015 at 20:26

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Doesn’t every car look good with black headlights?

AM > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul 06/04/2015 at 20:27

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Toyota Camry. Surprisingly looks very handsome:

But the sporty design doesn’t continue to the back:

Rico > spanfucker retire bitch 06/04/2015 at 20:46

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It’s a stubby whale and the profile view of the shape of the hood is stubby. The car looks sleek from the rear to the passenger doors then it dies off. I love how in the commercial it looks sleek but in person it’s not.

Like the Mazda 6 looks sleek as hell in ads and in real life.

Rico > 71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors 06/04/2015 at 20:48

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Damn now I can’t unsee it!

Nobi > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul 06/04/2015 at 21:00

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X2 on the Taurus. Everything from Cadillac is the same way. The rear ends just look ...dull.

Snooder87 > spanfucker retire bitch 06/04/2015 at 21:09

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And especially when you compare it to the 300. Why is it so damn hard to put the fucking awesome 300 fascia on a slightly smaller platform?

nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > Vicente Esteve 06/04/2015 at 21:09

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*cough* yes, yes they do.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul 06/04/2015 at 21:10

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The front fascia on most of Mercedes’s current lineup.

Snooder87 > Nobi 06/04/2015 at 21:10

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You take that back. My ATS coupe has the ass of a goddess.

nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > Nobi 06/04/2015 at 21:12

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It looks better in real life. The tail lights are 3d from the body, that huge 3rd brake light is massive and it looks like the back window has ZERO visibility.. but behind so high it reminds me of Kelly Kapowski with her super high shorts from Saved by the Bell.

spanfucker retire bitch > Snooder87 06/04/2015 at 21:15

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Now that’s where we differ. I think the 300 is absolutely hideous.

Nobi > Snooder87 06/04/2015 at 21:16

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Ehh, I don't see it. That and the New CTS leave me underwhelmed.

Nobi > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul 06/04/2015 at 21:17

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I always thought those look like some kind of animal presenting itself for mating with its ass so far up like that.

Funktheduck > Rico 06/04/2015 at 21:19

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Now all I can see is a stubby whale, especially in that color

Long Live the Longdoor > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul 06/04/2015 at 21:21

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Wow, and the award for best car analogy I’ve ever heard goes to...

Funktheduck > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul 06/04/2015 at 21:22

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To me most modern cars have issues with the back end. I don't know if it has to do with aerodynamics and reducing drag or if the designers ran out of design points on the first 3/4 of the car and the big wigs wouldn't give them any potions to replenish.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Nobi 06/04/2015 at 21:28

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I think the LED fangs are a much worse feature.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul 06/04/2015 at 21:29

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The new Mazda3. From the front, it looks decent, but at least with the hatch, the back looks like an abused dog with it’s tail tucked between it's legs.

Rico > Funktheduck 06/04/2015 at 21:30

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*David Attenborough voice* Here we have a grey Chrysler 200 in its natural habitat

Snooder87 > Nobi 06/04/2015 at 21:41

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You say that like it’s a bad thing.

Funktheduck > Rico 06/04/2015 at 21:43

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Hahaha. Perfect

Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul 06/04/2015 at 22:29

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Something eyeliner something something

TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul 06/05/2015 at 00:45

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#aesthetic

Nobi > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 06/05/2015 at 07:40

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Ehh, if done properly (like on the CTS) it’s not so bad.

Nobi > Snooder87 06/05/2015 at 07:42

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Gives people an excuse for rear-ending you.

nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius 06/05/2015 at 08:06

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Oh dear.. I think I know where this is going. It’ll be a party once everyone figures it out.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Nobi 06/05/2015 at 11:58

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After seeing it in person, I respectfully disagree. From a distance I thought it was a river with tacked on LED strips. It’s pretty fucking bad.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Nobi 06/05/2015 at 11:59

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*ricer.

Nobi > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 06/05/2015 at 12:36

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I can see why you’d say that. To me, with the way the headlights tie into them, I think it works.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Nobi 06/05/2015 at 12:43

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In the daytime, just those lights are on, and it looks ridiculous.

Jedidiah > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul 06/07/2015 at 11:20

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The Buick Sweepspear on the Skylarks from 68/69

I always like the slab-sided look of the later 70-72 or the Cutlass